Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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