is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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