I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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