There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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