So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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