he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.