Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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