I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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