dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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