Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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