have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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