a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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