Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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