Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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