just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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