do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."