So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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