I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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