I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
