we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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