He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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