your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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