I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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