i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
tell me about the eggs
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