I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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