i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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