Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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