you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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