A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just cropdusted the office
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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