I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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