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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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