It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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