i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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