I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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