There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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