Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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