I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
As shirtless as possible
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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