considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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