You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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