they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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