theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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