This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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