i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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