I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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