So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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