that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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