i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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