I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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