using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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