I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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