State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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