Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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