Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Let's paint friendship bongs
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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