do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
do nipples grow back?
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