I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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