haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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