All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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