drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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