how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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