I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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