She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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