I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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