Whoa Z and x make the same sound
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
