"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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